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Thanks Lasser.

Friday, May 1st In Brooklyn

Astronautalis feat. Bluebird

with performances by:

Metermaids

broke MC

Ryan-O'Neil

Nobs

music by:

Petey Complex & Milk Money


Europa

98 Meserole (corner of Manhattan Ave)

Starts @ 8:30pm, $8 cover

Double Fail

Hold on, hold on... Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Welcome to Jamaica

Extreme Daggering. Thank you God for Ignored Prayers.

Tunes

Kid Cudi feat. Kanye West, Common & A-Trak - Poke Her Face

WTF

That ain't yoga, this is yoga.

Good Niborg

All she wants is a Jewish wedding...

Stay Golden

Around Town

Spelling Fail

Monday, April 27th In NYC

MONDAZE @ Home Sweet Home

The weather was amazing this weekend and it's still hot outside. Don't let the good weather go to waste! Get out of your apartment, grab a drink and dance all night with me and Jensrocker!

Happy Hour drink prices till 11pm! Then dollar bottle beers from 11 till they run out! The recession was good for something after all...


Home Sweet Home
131 Chrystie Street near Delancy Street

Starts @ 9pm, no cover

Wood Grain Train

All the conductor needs a wood grain wheel.

Thursday, April 23rd In NYC

Let The Riddim Hit 'Em

resident dj's:
Chad Dubz, John Bless & Iron Lyon

strictly classic hip-hop, reggae & r-n-b.

Aqua Bar
291 Hooper St btw South 5th & Broadway

J, M, Z, to Hewes St

no cover, starts @ 10pm


Every Thursday

Papa Was A Rolling Stone

There goes his "good shirt".

Kick Flip

Sepak Takraw

Some sort of vollyball, hackey sack, ninja, foosball hybrid.


Goal!

Major League Fuck Up

It's spelled N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L-S. Duh..

Tunes

Dizee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers (Doorly Remix)

Thanks Schitz Popinov

Soldiers The Size Of Whales

Group Therapy

Everythings better with...

Monday, April 20th In NYC

Mondaze @ Home Sweet Home


happy hour drinks 9pm - 11pm

$1 beers 11pm till ?


jensrocker behind the bar, petey complex on the decks

rock, electro, and funk all night


eddie ixl, iron lyon & chad dubz are your hosts


131 chrystie st near delancy st
starts @ 9pm

Step Your Game Up

I Knew I Stank Of Beer

My buddies final assignment for his Drunk Driving Program.



4/7/09

DDP Journal Assignment

The day I was arrested started out pretty much the same as any other Friday. I probably went to work and got home around 4pm. I probably made some phone calls to my friends to see where we were going to party that night. I say probably because my arrest happened about 6 years ago. During that time my days were pretty routine, work and home. The weekends were when I got a chance to let loose. I remember the ride to the party. At about 9 o'clock I picked up two of my friends that lived nearby and we drove for about half an hour to somebody's house. I'm not sure if I had a beer yet before getting there but, I'm pretty sure I didn't. There were cars parked allover the yard and driveway, and you could tell the house was packed. I started drinking at the party but I'm not sure exactly what I time I started. I had probably drank about 5 beers by the end of the night. That is what I usually have when I go to a party. I decided to take a beer to go and we left the party probably around 1 AM. I remember dropping off my friends and heading home. On the way home I noticed a police car following me, and I knew it was over. I thought if I turned they would pass, but I didn't use my turn signal. That was all they needed to pull me over. I tried to finish the rest of the beer that I still had, but I choked and coughed it all over the inside of my car. The officer walked up and asked me for my licence and registration. I knew I stank of beer and handed him the papers. He checks them out and this was then followed by the magic words; "Sir, please step out of the vehicle". I stepped out of the car and he asked me if I have had anything to drink, as if it wasn't obvious, and I had no choice but to say yes. He then asked me to take a Breathalyzer test and I said O.K. I think I blew a .13 (I saw a document saying .13 somewhere in my papers). So they cuffed me put me in the car and took me to the police

station. I took another breath test and then I got printed and taken to the jail. I got my own cell and since was still pretty drunk I slept it off. They woke me up the next day and they asked me a bunch of questions. They called my cousin who I was living with at the time in Virginia and he came to bail me out. They gave me my stuff back and let me out the door.

We drove home and I explained what happened, but he already knew before he even asked. When I went to court the judge wasn't too harsh she waived a 300 dollar fine and restricted my licence until I completed and alcohol program. I always thought it could have been worse. I began the process to regain my drivers licence but then I moved back to New York . When I got to New York I drove for a while but then I got rid of the car because the transmission was shot, and so I thought I didn't need a licence anymore. It was a lot more expensive to insure a car and it seemed unnecessary with mass transit, and the traffic was unbearable. Recently I realized the I do need a licence even if I don't have a car. So after paying about 1000 dollars in fees and fines I am now about to get my licence back. I know that drinking and driving is a mistake, and I have since changed the way I drink. I still drink but now I can take a cab if I plan on drinking, when before I was used to driving everywhere I went. I feel that through the DDP program I have a greater rfespect for the effects of alcohol and the effects it has in decision making. I truly feel that going through this whole process, and paying all the money I have is definitely not worth having a drink while I'm driving. I would much rather pay for a cab. Not only because of the inconvenience, but because of the danger and risk I am putting myself and everyone else in when I decide to get behind the wheel of a car in an impaired state. I can truly say that I will not put myself in this situation again


Note:

About a week before this letter was written, me and this same guy were at our friends baby shower. I walked outside to get some air and his girlfriend called me over to help explain to him that she would not let him drive her car home after the shower because he was already drunk. We had only been there for an hour...

Latch Key Kids

Approved!

Tunes

Joey Youngman - Jheri Curls




Works every time...

WTF

Navy base in Southern California. Hold that.

Better Than Hentai

Extra wide contact lenses that make you look like an anime character.


Approved

Tunes

Faze Action - Hypnotic (Dub Mix). Thanks Waves At Night.

Pass The Zoloft Quick!

Yikes!

Face First FAIL

Drippy.

EVERY MONDAY IN NYC

Mondaze @ Home Sweet Home


Spring is here so start you weeks off right at Home Sweet Home. I'm DJing and Jensrocker is bartending. Happy Hour drink prices from 9pm to 11pm then DOLLAR BEERS from 11pm till they run out.

Electro, Rock & Hip-Hop all night long.

Dig it..

Friday, April 17th In NYC

Tunes

Top Billin' - Playboy Anthem

Keep that battery charged playa...

Thursday, April 9th In NYC

Ether


Electro done sexy...



Music by: Petey Complex, Polarity, and DJ Innoba



Hosted by: Frances Eugenia & Mike Dextro

Visuals by: Kevin Vonesper & guests

Performance by: Lena

10pm - 4am, no cover



Happy Ending

302 Broome St, near Delancy St.

Wednesday, April 8th in NYC

GUILTY PLEASURES

All those songs you hate to admit you love...



Music by: Petey Complex & Lord Sear



$4 beers & $5 mixed drinks 10pm to midnight.



Starts @ 10pm, no cover



SUTRA

16 First Ave near First St

Another Round Please

All my former back packers will remember this one. I'm DJing with Lord Sear tomorrow @ Sutra. C R A Z Y fun.

Monday, April 6th In NYC

Monday, April 6th in NYC


Petey Complex and Jens Rocker do it to it @ Home Sweet Home. Funk, Disco, Rock, and hella buggin' out.

No cover. Starts @ 10pm. Dollar beers from 11 till they run out...

Home Sweet Home
131 Chrystie Street
near Delancy Street