I Beat That Bitch With A Bat

So the lil' homey Chris Brown got his first stripe as a domestic abuser. No doubt, no doubt. I gotta say, I never thought he had it in him. I was JUST talking about him and saying how I like him because you never hear anything bad about him and how he seems pretty grounded with all the fame he has.

Damn, was I wrong.

The authorities are saying he gave his girlfriend Rihanna "two huge contusions" on her forehead and "a bloody lip and nose". Ahhh, makes me remember when I was a shorty and me and my girl used to get into it, accusing each other of cheating and other dumb shit.

I guess Chris Brown's more gully than me. That would have never went down if he was dating Rah Digga though...