All That Scratchin' Is Makin' Me Itch

And it don't stop...

Everybody Loves Leo

This week in Berlin, Mikhail Gorbachev presented Leonardo DiCaprio with an International Green Film Award for his documentary "The 11th Hour", a documentary about global warming.

Here's the trailer:



Anyone who knows me knows that I'm all about the environment. I pull out my power plugs when not in use and reuse my grocery bags as trash bags. I do my part, but lets be real here. Does Leo really need any more awards on his mantle...?

Dude went from this:



to this, just like that:



I don't think this guy needs any more awards...

I Beat That Bitch With A Bat

So the lil' homey Chris Brown got his first stripe as a domestic abuser. No doubt, no doubt. I gotta say, I never thought he had it in him. I was JUST talking about him and saying how I like him because you never hear anything bad about him and how he seems pretty grounded with all the fame he has.

Damn, was I wrong.

The authorities are saying he gave his girlfriend Rihanna "two huge contusions" on her forehead and "a bloody lip and nose". Ahhh, makes me remember when I was a shorty and me and my girl used to get into it, accusing each other of cheating and other dumb shit.

I guess Chris Brown's more gully than me. That would have never went down if he was dating Rah Digga though...

My Man

I love this pic. This kid just LOVES water, eh?

Just What We Need... More Advertising

I got all f*ckin' excited about this video clip until I played it and the first thing out of dunnys mouth is "advertising". I wanted to puke. Just what I need, more ads in my face.

Anyway, lets all enjoy the fact that these Japanese scientists have finally accomplished the first stages of hologram projection tv thingamajiggers. Hopefully, we can get these things up and running before Princess Leia starts crying for help again.

Somebody Hire Me!!!

Yeah, the economy is bad... really bad. So bad, people around the world are crawling for jobs. Lets all stand around and laugh at the looser while we quietly ponder our own fates...

When Pigs Fly...

I thought it was impossible, like Jesus being white. I thought it could never happen. I was wrong.

Kimbo Slice got knocked out. In 14 seconds.

Look out your window, you might see one of these...